May 2013
282 posts
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
hiddles-batched:
destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:
saywheeeeee:
louistheking:
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.
#philosophy of the fanfic writers
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
kurtsbutt:
i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones...
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ohroseweasley:
I think the only noncanon ship I ship is me and Leo
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
optionallygrammatical:
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
...
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:
teruteruhanamura:
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
thehealthywarrior:
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
at least they brought pizza
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
me at the end of the semester
Harry Potter and Jace Herondale Similarities
Harry: I'm an orphan.
Jace: As am I.
Harry: I have a strange scar. It's a lightning bolt.
Jace: Really, mine is a star.
Harry: Well my girlfriend is a ginger.
Jace: So is mine.
Harry: WELL I fought in a war!
Jace: Big deal, so did I.
Harry: Well through my journey to save the world I encountered a powerful mirror, a magical cup, and fought with a legendary sword. Take that!
Jace: Big whoop, I did too, they're call the mortal instruments. My series is based off of them.
Harry: Grr, MY SERIES HAS WEREWOLVES AND CREEPY CLOAKED GUYS.
Jace: *polishes his nails* Yep got those too, plus vampires.
Harry: I have two best friends, a guy and a girl. *slowly losing stream*
Jace: Ditto, mine are siblings.
Harry: I was connected to the villain in my series!
Jace: Same. Was horrible being attached to my gf's psychotic brother.
Harry: Did you have a teacher that was evil but actually cared for you?
Jace: Yeah, man I miss Hodge.
Harry: Have a gay wizard? *smiles victoriously*
Jace: He prefers freewheeling bisexual warlock, but yeah. He's dating my parabatai.
Harry: I hate you.
Jace: I get that a lot. *smirks*
“Stay awkward forever”
– Tyler Joseph (via wontletthelionwin)
I like drinking coffee alone, and reading alone.
I like riding the bus alone, and walking home alone.
It gives me time to think, and set my mind free.
I like eating alone, and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child;
A girl with her lover;
Or a friend laughing with their best friend;
I realize that even though I like being alone
I don’t fancy being lonely.
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lolyoureabitch:
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE LIFE CHOICES I STILL COUNT USING MY FINGERS
AND I SING THE WHOLE ALPHABET TO SEE WHAT LETTER COMES NEXT
I STILL HOLD UP BOTH HANDS AND MAKE AN L SHAPE TO REMIND MYSELF OF LEFT AND RIGHT
I STILL HAVE TO THINK OF AN ALLIGATOR EATING THE BIGGER NUMBER TO USE THE < AND > SYMBOLS.
i'm like a crayola 64 box. and u a roseart 10...
yourbones:
somegirlnamedkaitlyn:
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Nailed it.
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
sammynotvaldez:
mjtism:
connerstoll:
rnomos:
divergentlyademigod:
sassy-nicos:
Nico eats jellies
Nico di Anjello
Nico is friendly.
Nico di AnHello
nico is dead.
nico deadangelo
nico is gay
nico wants the d angelo
I am so done with this site.
jesus christ
hellolxsa:
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
champagnetaste-whiskeyattitude:
things I cannot do for extended periods of time:
be in a group of people
wear a bra
listen to Top 40 radio
talk on the phone
